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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
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'What are you thinking?'
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
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if they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age..
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her .
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress..
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Ladies, I apologize.
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For all those men who say,
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'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?',
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here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
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just to get a little sausage!
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